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Bandya : Are lagnanantar tujh' daaru pine wadhle kase?
 
Ganya : Kaay Karnar, Mazi Ajibat Ichha Navti. Pan Bayko cha Agrah.
 
Badya : Kaay Sangtos Kaay!
 
Ganya : Mag kaay… sakal sandhyakal tich' apal' ekach palupad… daaru-soda, daaru-soda.
 
mag kay karnar, tichya samadhanasathi DAARU-SODA gheun basavach lagaych'na

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Autodriver- Saheb break fail zhale ahet, kay karu lavkar sanga?
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PuneriManus- PAHILE METER BAND KAR!

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Teacher: I LOVE U cha shodh koni lavla?
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Student: China ne .
Teacher: kase kay?
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Student: Yachi kahi guarantee warenty nahi.
chala to chand tak.... nahi to sham tak.

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Telephone PJ....

Tring tring...

A: hello.
Prakash ahe ka?

B: nahi.

A: mag khidki ughda... . prakash yeil !!

Ha..hA..hA..


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Santa taxi tun pravas karat asto.
Driver: sir, taxicha break fail jhala ahe, kay karu?
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Santa: salya, aadhi meter band kar.

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Marathi husbund & wife were fighting..
husbund: tu sali kutri!
wife:tu sala kutrya!
their child was near,
he saya: he-he-he, mi sala pillu.

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Jaya Bachhan- sunbai naav ghe.

ash- Hindicha Pustakala 
sonyache cover

abhishekche naav ghete
Mi salman chi lover.

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Galileo Used 2 Study In Small Lamp,

Graham Bel Used 2Study In Candle,

Shakespear Study In Street Light,

Mala He Samjat Nahi,
Divasbhar he Gotya Khelayche ka?

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Ekda 'upvasachya' sagle prani devlat jatat.

sagle chalat jatat


pan KOMDI taxi ne jate..ka..??


karan upavasala komdi chalat nahi.

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Patni : Deshi Pita Tevha PAARO Mhanta,
Whisky Pilyavar DARLING,
Aaj Kay Pilat Chudel Mhanat Aahat?
Navra : Aaaj Purn Hosh Aahe.

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bhugolache shikshak:

sanga pahu mulanno,
maharashtrat jasta paus 
kuthe padto?
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Bandu: JAMINIVAR

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1veda: Kal Mi Kutubminar Dklun Padnyacha Prytn Kela, Pn to jagcha hl-la nahi.
Dusra veda:Ksa Hlnar?
Dusrya Bajune Mi
Ghatt Pkdun Thevl Hot Ki

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Ganya MBBS Purna Karun Aala.
Tyachya Pahilyach Operation Madhe To Patient Mela.
Tar Ganya Mhanto- Hey DEVA Majhi Pahili Bhet Swikar Kar

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Nurse Ganyala Davakhanyat Malam Patti Kartana.
Naav -Ganya.
Nurse-Vay.
Ganya-32Year
N-Lagna jhalay vaatatay
G-Nahi Accident Jhalay

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Eka Rikshat 10-15 Manjri Bastat,
Rikshawala Mhanto:- Tumhi Ewdhya Saglya Kasha Kaay Mawnar...?
Manjri Mhantat:- Mau - Mau
Mau - Mau...

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Ganya: Mi Aaiklay Ki Ya Gharat Bh0ot,
Preat, Aatma Rahatat Mhane.

Manya: Kahi Sangta Yet Nahi Bua, Karan Malach Marun 7 Varsha Jhalet.

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Ram Ani Rawan Ladhai Karat Astat.
Rawan-Chal Re, Bye!
Ram-Ka Re?
ka chalas
Ghabarlas ka?
Rawan-nai re 5 wajlet mala pokemon baghaychay..!

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BAYAKO: Tumhala Maze Natewaik Aavadatat Na...?
NAVARA: Ho Mag, Ha Kay Vicharaycha Prashn Aahe.
Mazya Sasu Peksh Mala Tuzi Sasu Adhik Priy Aahe

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4 nave employees pahilyach divashi hotel madhe jatat, gappanmadhe residence cha vishay yeto. 1la- mi 3rd floor la rahto. 2ra- mi 1st floor, 3ra- mi 10th floor var. .. Tya choughanmadhe ek chalit rahnara asto, to bolto- mi ground floor var rahto

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Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. 
Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???
...........karan mulila mishya 
astat..
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